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Rapid Flames Podcast is a podcast hosted by Vance Michel. Listen to Vance Michel (Comedian) ramble on about the hot topics of the week, Pro Wrestling and other stuff that interest Vance
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Oct 9, 2025
Oct 9, 2025
55 min
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze takes the reins solo and dives deep into the latest celebrity news and personal anecdotes. Kicking things off with a fiery discussion about Diddy's recent sentencing, Vito breaks down the complexities of jail time and the stark differences between state and federal prisons. He shares his unfiltered thoughts on Diddy's situation, speculating on how long the music mogul might be behind bars and the implications of his actions.
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The conversation takes a personal turn as Vito recounts his own recent health scare, detailing the alarming moments leading up to a heart attack and the lessons he's learned about life, kindness, and the importance of support from friends. With humor and raw honesty, he reflects on the value of being nice to others, regardless of the circumstances.
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As the episode unfolds, Vito also touches on the ongoing feud between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj, offering his take on their rivalry and the impact it has on their fans. Expect a blend of humor, personal insights, and thought-provoking commentary as Vito navigates through the chaos of celebrity culture and his own life experiences. Get ready for another engaging episode filled with candid moments and plenty of laughs!
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00:00 - Vance Michel says I'm about to start the podcast by myself
05:14 -Â Three years outside of the world is way better than three years inside
10:59 - You asked Donald Trump for a pardon. Who asked for that?
12:20 - President Trump says Puff Daddy asked him for a presidential pardon
17:20 - Last Saturday I had a crazy heart health scare last, uh, Saturday
22:07 - Vance says he suffered a heart attack after smoking too many cigarettes
27:59 - underwent triple bypass surgery after suffering from a heart attack
32:23 - Be kind to that person because you never know
37:42 - It's getting crazy and nasty between Nikki and Cardi B
41:06 - I hope Jay Z is doing the super bowl halftime again
46:06 - Jay Z becomes Beyonce's manager and then becomes owner of Brooklyn Nets
48:15 - Cardi B refused to get on the show with Bad Bunny
53:51 - Jay Z should resign from role of appointing super bowl musicians
Sep 21, 2025
Sep 21, 2025
1hr 1 min
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze and DK Ultra reunite in the studio to share their latest thoughts on life, love, and the absurdities of modern relationships. The duo kicks things off with a candid discussion about mental health and financial stability, navigating the ups and downs of adulthood. Vito shares his thoughts on the hit show "The Summer I Turned Pretty," diving into the complexities of teenage relationships and the rise of 'fuck girl' culture. They also touch on the latest celebrity gossip, including Cardi B's pregnancy announcement and the implications for Offset, all while keeping the conversation light and humorous. Expect a mix of insightful commentary, personal anecdotes, and plenty of laughs as they explore the chaos of life and the entertainment world. Get ready for another episode filled with raw honesty and relatable moments!
00:00 - Had to deal with some financial reasons, mental health reasons
02:09 - Daniel Jeremiah: I'm watching a show called Summer I Turned pretty
05:04 - You stopped being with Conrad because you felt like you heard Jeremiah
07:38 - I saw a picture where I saw Cardi and Nicki hugging
09:05 - Since we talk about Cardi though, she pregnant, fourth kid
13:11 - Stephan Diggs says Cardi B is a real hustler
15:07 - I'm looking for stable guy. I'm just looking for a STABLE guy
16:40 - People also want to talk about Dame
17:10 - Charlemagne and Dame Dash have been going back and forth lately on Breakfast Club
22:34 - Ab allegedly coked up prior the podcast
25:51 - Adrian should have taken that Def Jam deal?!
30:44 - Vance Michel hosts the world's smallest comedy night in downtown Montreal
36:53 - Some of the media is getting controlled......
41:30 - McCain's masala fries are the best
45:13 - Why do Black Americans not like Caribbeans or Africans
48:55 - A lot of Kendrick fan base is white.Â
52:47 - Charlie Kirk's wife is on a mission
56:12 - Ben and Jerry. They sold out, man. So what y'think y'all sold out
59:31 - Outro
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Sep 9, 2025
Sep 9, 2025
53 min
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze takes the mic solo and dives into the wild world of celebrity antics and life lessons. He kicks off with a fiery rant about Cardi B's recent encounter with a disrespectful fan, questioning the audacity of some people when it comes to personal boundaries. Vito reflects on the challenges of adulthood, the importance of emotional maturity, and the struggles men face in handling their emotions without resorting to aggression. He also touches on the bizarre phenomenon of "sex for rent" listings, shedding light on the darker side of housing struggles and societal expectations. Expect a mix of humor, raw honesty, and relatable insights as Vito navigates through the chaos of modern life, celebrity culture, and the pursuit of self-improvement. Get ready for an episode packed with laughter, reflections, and a sprinkle of wisdom!
00:00 - "If Cardi threw a pen at me........"
01:17 - M says he's ready in process after surgery on his hip
09:04 - Man confronted Cardi about rumors about her pregnancy
11:38 - Floyd Mayweather vs. Mike Tyson announced for exhibition fight
18:33 - Black people coming to America 2 was trash. Nobody watched that again
25:52 - You can hurt someone with the things you say on Facebook
30:42 - The City by Frey featuring Vito Blaze
36:45 - JUST BLAZE Vance Michel comedy special is available on Youtube
37:51 - Sex for rent listings are popping up on Craigslist and other sites
46:04 - Vance says Trick Daddy bought cheap JordansÂ
50:27 - Vance Michel talks about holding on to sentimental items
Aug 25, 2025
Aug 25, 2025
1hr 3 min
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze and DK Ultra embark on a wild ride through their personal escapades and the chaotic world of celebrity culture. From their hilarious takes on the aftermath of Caribana to Vito's adventurous encounters with party substances, the duo dives deep into the absurdity of modern life. They tackle topics ranging from the complexities of relationships, the pitfalls of chasing pleasure, and the bizarre antics of pop culture figures like Lil Tay and her controversial views on 9-to-5 jobs. Expect a blend of laughter, candid reflections, and an exploration of what it truly means to live in the moment. Buckle up as they navigate through the highs and lows of life, love, and the relentless pursuit of happiness!
00:00 - It's time for rapid flames. The news. Start the podcast. Okay, time to start. Rapid style rester
03:09 - Clay: Life isn't about looking for pleasure all your life
07:56 - Clay making a big deal about eating spaghetti and catfish
11:36 - Some dudes did everybody in the family, the sisters
13:22 - Tiger and Black Chinayn got a kid with Rob
17:11 - You thought Trey and the other nigga from Baby Boy were same
20:42 - I remember I was reading an app that showed me how much I jerk off
22:26 - Omar Gooding Jr. talks about running towards pleasures in new song
26:14 - Cameron allegedly put three diss tracks against Omar Gunn Jr
30:44 - Back to back play that's an instant replay we stay in the game
37:55 - The thing is, yo, basically what happened to the wi fi what the happened
39:45 - Tamar Braxton reveals she was in a severe accident that she can't recall
43:27 - Halle Barrry reportedly left alive after being stabbed by unknown assailant
47:49 - David: Should Holly Berry pursue more nurturing and motherly status right now
51:31 - Ben and Jen broke it off, so I think AV Went back back in the cut
51:54 - David justice says Halle Berry should have been cooking and cleaning
54:44 - Dog: They just married too early, dog. They got divorced. No, I think they got. They re both right, though, right
58:01 - You need a coach. Some girls need to be coached. I think Lil Tay guy, uh, not only l. T
Aug 17, 2025
Aug 17, 2025
1hr 2 min
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze and DK Ultra take a hilarious and chaotic dive into the world of superhero movies, focusing on the latest Fantastic Four flick. With Vito's signature humor, the duo discusses everything from the film's slow start to its engaging plot twists, while also marveling at the unexpected appearance of a more curvaceous Silver Surfer. The conversation takes a wild turn as they explore the implications of OnlyFans success stories like Bad Baby and Lil Tay, pondering the societal impact of young influencers and the blurred lines of fame. Expect a mix of outrageous commentary, outrageous theories, and a candid look at the absurdities of modern celebrity culture and relationships. Buckle up as they navigate the chaos of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and a sprinkle of wisdom about kindness in a self-absorbed world!
00:00 - Vito Blaz is always on the couch, never on the phone
00:29 - What did you liked about the Fantastic Four? Hey, man, I like the whole aesthetics
02:47 - Christian: Fantastic Four movie was good. It started off a little slow but then picked up
06:53 - I think Galactus was a bit small in hindsight, man
11:34 - Nick Minnow: You guys can invest in anything freaky these days
15:57 - Nicki Minaj having beef with NFL player is wild to me
20:20 - Lil Wayne had beef for Offset
22:24 - Kendrick says Drake could go indie with album with no features
26:09 - Kendric gives Clips album three out of five stars
29:21 - Vance Michelle writes about rejection on his YouTube channel
33:10 - Bad Barbie allegedly hit 1 million on her only fans
36:34 - Only fans pipeline to a regular job is a great way to get a job
38:53 - Milly says she thinks Hannah Montana popped off record because of fans
43:23 - You gotta spot on our generation of. It started early, but it was different
47:01 - Offset says he's done with marriage and focusing on music and fatherhood
51:34 - The importance of Christian values, even if you're not at church
54:23 - Pastors from Brooklyn indicted for fraud and extortion in Bronx
58:49 - Vito shares his favorite AOL dial up memory
Aug 4, 2025
Aug 4, 2025
1hr 1 min
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze and DK Ultra dive into the hilariously chaotic world of dating, exploring the absurdities of finding love in unconventional places like libraries and churches. They tackle the complexities of modern relationships, touching on the expectations placed on women and the societal pressures that come with them. The conversation shifts as they discuss Shannon Sharpe's recent firing from ESPN, the fallout from a scandal involving a hefty settlement, and the implications for his career. Expect a blend of humor, candid insights, and a no-holds-barred discussion about celebrity culture, personal purpose, and the absurdities of life. Buckle up for a wild ride through the highs and lows of love, fame, and everything in between!
Jul 23, 2025
Jul 23, 2025
42 min
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze returns with a bang after a birthday bender, reflecting on the trials of aging and the absurdity of celebrity relationships. From the shocking kiss cam incident involving a CEO and his affair to discussions about Cardi B and Stephon Diggs’ rocky romance, Vito dives deep into the tangled web of Hollywood love lives. He shares his candid thoughts on the complexities of modern relationships, the pressures of fame, and the realities of dating in the public eye. Expect a mix of humor, raw honesty, and Vito's signature flair as he navigates the chaos of love, loyalty, and celebrity culture.
Jun 26, 2025
Jun 26, 2025
1hr 4 min
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vance and DK Ultra dive into the chaos of modern dating, sharing their frustrations about swiping on dating apps and the overwhelming presence of "snow bunnies." . The duo shifts gears to discuss the looming threat of global conflict, particularly Trump's recent actions and the implications of AI on society. Expect a blend of laughter, insightful commentary, and a touch of conspiracy as they navigate through the absurdities of celebrity culture, relationships, and the state of the world.
Jun 16, 2025
Jun 16, 2025
1hr 10 min
Vance and Ninja Based Cat ramble about Trump beefing with Elon Musk. They also speak on the The Crowd who attended the Kendrick Lamar concert in Toronto. They also talk about R-Truth, AI, Diddy and more
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Jun 5, 2025
Jun 5, 2025
58 min
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💬 Show Notes
  Vito Blaze and his co-host DK Ultra bring the fire in this episode, tackling everything from the absurdities of celebrity relationships to the chaos of modern life. They kick things off discussing the lack of spring vibes and Vito's humorous contemplation of becoming a "passport bro" in Cuba. The conversation quickly shifts to Offset's controversial request for spousal support from Cardi B, as they dissect the complexities of their relationship and the impact of Takeoff's passing on the Migos.   The duo dives deep into the dynamics of fame, relationships, and the ever-evolving landscape of hip-hop, all while maintaining their signature blend of humor and candidness. Expect a rollercoaster of laughter and insights as they throw flames on the latest happenings in the entertainment world.  Â
00:00 - Vito Blaze: Spring start to look bad right now
03:28 - Hari B says Offset's whole union started crumbling after Takeoff died
07:01 - Offset wants money from Cardi B. Which is backwards, man
10:34 - Vance thinks Offset got too messy with Cardi
14:00 - Cardi says B's single would have been number one for weeks
14:48 - A list of women who are hated on the Internet surfaced recently
18:37 - Dee says women need to stop hating each other
22:39 - Yo, I don't even hate him, bro. I'm not even hating him
25:42 - Joseit: Sometimes I look at some handicaped come in
28:14 - Deep talked about a joke that happened right on stage
34:21 - Mavic says Trump did more for black America than Obama ever did
37:13 - President Trump commutes Larry Hoover's federal sentences
41:22 - The whole. staff was down with that show. A couple actors, couple writersy
44:33 - Kamala says Clinton is corrupt and should not hate on Trump
49:27 - Findy Willis: I think we could have gotten Tori off
52:46 - All these news laws and Internet. The typical Canadian is not getting any news
56:19 - Rapper Flames podcast is now available on iTunes and Soundcloud
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