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Rapid Flames Podcast is a podcast hosted by Vance Michel. Listen to Vance Michel (Comedian) ramble on about the hot topics of the week, Pro Wrestling and other stuff that interest Vance
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May 29, 2026
May 29, 2026
43 min
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze, aka Vance Michel, goes in on the latest music industry buzz, starting with Drake's unprecedented release of three albums in one day. Vito celebrates Drake's record-breaking achievements while dissecting the dynamics of hip-hop and club culture, questioning the real impact of artists like Kendrick Lamar versus the party anthems that keep the dance floors alive. The conversation takes a turn as Vito addresses the controversial case of Chuck the Builder, a live streamer whose reckless behavior has landed him in hot water, raising questions about freedom of speech and accountability. With his signature blend of humor and sharp insight, Vito keeps the flames burning on these hot topics, ensuring listeners stay engaged and entertained!
00:00 - Intro
00:38 - There was a lot of hate coming at Drake after his album dropped
06:06 - Drake put out three albums in one day
09:31 - Drake dissed lebron james on his latest album
10:45 - Chud the Builder is accused of shooting a black man outside a courthouse
16:48 - Some people are safer in prison than out of prison, son
20:30 - Rap Fire podcast features exclusive content from Rapid Flames
26:08 - You can listen to Vito Blaze tracks from soundcloud. com
27:35 - A lot of people have a lot to say about the Kevin Hart roast
33:07 - If you don't like the flavor, just go eat another flavor
35:53 - Recently, there's been some cases in Vancouver of a hantavirus
42:32 - Hopefully this hantavirus stays low, it don't spread
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
38 min
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze dives into the chaos surrounding Kid Cudi's decision to remove M.I.A. from his Rebel Rages tour due to her controversial remarks. Vito doesn't hold back as he critiques the inconsistency of the tour's theme and the backlash against M.I.A., stirring up a fiery discussion on rebellion and censorship. The conversation then shifts to the end of an era with the conclusion of Love & Hip Hop after 15 years, where Vito reflects on the impact of reality TV on celebrity culture and the drama it brought to our screens. He also shares his thoughts on the recent TikTok trends featuring attractive cooks and their questionable food presentation, emphasizing the importance of aesthetics in culinary content. With a mix of humor and sharp commentary, Vito keeps the flames burning on all these hot topics!
00:00 - Cold Intro
01:16 - Rapper Kid Cudi removes British singer Mia from tour over offensive remarks
05:45 - Mia getting kicked off for Being a rebel on the rebel rage tour
11:34 - "I'm talking about presentation of food on TikTok and Instagram"
18:06 - Vito Blaze Track
21:58 - Just type in just Blaze comedy special in the YouTube search bar
23:01 - The New Day mutually parted ways with WWE following contract restructuring
28:11 - Vic says French Montana nearly risked his job with TKO endeavor
32:51 - Rick Ross says he would have used Drake's verses at his party
34:49 - Be aware of going to Colombia and Dominican Republic, bros
37:57 - To hear more episodes of the Rapid Flings podcast, please subscribe to
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
38 min
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze dives into the chaos surrounding Kid Cudi's decision to remove M.I.A. from his Rebel Rages tour due to her controversial remarks. Vito doesn't hold back as he critiques the inconsistency of the tour's theme and the backlash against M.I.A., stirring up a fiery discussion on rebellion and censorship. The conversation then shifts to the end of an era with the conclusion of Love & Hip Hop after 15 years, where Vito reflects on the impact of reality TV on celebrity culture and the drama it brought to our screens. He also shares his thoughts on the recent TikTok trends featuring attractive cooks and their questionable food presentation, emphasizing the importance of aesthetics in culinary content. With a mix of humor and sharp commentary, Vito keeps the flames burning on all these hot topics!
00:00 - Cold Intro
01:16 - Rapper Kid Cudi removes British singer Mia from tour over offensive remarks
05:45 - Mia getting kicked off for Being a rebel on the rebel rage tour
11:34 - "I'm talking about presentation of food on TikTok and Instagram"
18:06 - Vito Blaze Track
21:58 - Just type in just Blaze comedy special in the YouTube search bar
23:01 - The New Day mutually parted ways with WWE following contract restructuring
28:11 - Vic says French Montana nearly risked his job with TKO endeavor
32:51 - Rick Ross says he would have used Drake's verses at his party
34:49 - Be aware of going to Colombia and Dominican Republic, bros
37:57 - To hear more episodes of the Rapid Flings podcast, please subscribe to
Apr 29, 2026
Apr 29, 2026
35 min
With his signature humor, Vance Michel aka Vito Blaze reflects on the absurdities of fame, the challenges of modern relationships, and even touches on the recent shooting incident involving Offset. Expect a rollercoaster of emotions as Vito throws flames on these hot topics and more!
00:00 - Vito Blaze says McDonald's should stop gatekeeping extra ketchup
00:48 - Rapid Flames podcast is just me, holding it down by myself
01:21 - Megan D. Stallion and NBA star Klay Thompson split in April
04:50 - Vince: Megan and Clay broke up after six months of dating
09:30 - Without Joe Jackson, we wouldn't even have Michael Jackson, LeBron says
13:56 - Michael Jackson fans will love this movie, and any Michael Jackson fan too will
17:19 - Someone broke an ice sculpture that Drake had dropped in Toronto last week
20:53 - Some streamer got lucky. Peter found a blue folder hidden within some ice blocks
26:34 - We got to get back to the flame throwing, man. Even though it didn't get to you or even though you ain't heard it
27:04 - Offset was shot and injured on April 6th outside a Florida casino
30:53 - President Donald Trump evacuated from gala dinner after gunman opens fire
Jan 15, 2026
Jan 15, 2026
58 min
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vance and Saba talk about authenticity in podcasts, A woman murdered in Minneapolis by ICE, and Daniel Stern's Legal troubles and more
00:00 - Some podcasts begin a fake jolly mode before starting a podcast
00:23 - Vance Michelle welcomes Saba J to the podcast
03:38 - Vance says sometimes he'll do something to somebody and then forget it
07:03 - The only reason why they keep coming back is for the crack
09:39 - It's like Walmart and whatever. You're a corporation. Oh, yo, you know what
09:52 - Home Alone star Daniel Stern gets arrested for allegedly soliciting a prostitute
13:33 - Home Alone store busted in California after cops say he used hired help
14:07 - Daniel Stern was cited for allegedly trying to hire an escort
17:02 - You can't be a pimp, but you can't get caught
20:13 - I respect women. Matter of fact, I, I say this a lot on podcast
26:28 - Vance Michelle recommends cheap wine because it's good for the heart
29:41 - If you snorted rockets in fifth grade, you ended up doing drugs
33:09 - My dad smoked, and he actually rolled his own cigarettes
36:24 - You're always surprised by how long crackheads are still alive
39:32 - Robotos: Good casting for role Models, good cast
41:49 - I love using old words. I was using goodbye bottom the other day of fact
44:53 - It's the Grammarly that got me. Once I wrote that joke, I felt like I actually wrote
46:05 - All lives matter. Remember when we were signed, say, black lives matter
49:34 - White people don't like the cause that she went down for
52:44 - You gotta watch Police Academy. Are you saying Police Academy should be watched today
55:25 - Yo, you gotta binge the same shows. Right now I'm binging house, right?
56:29 - Rapid Flames podcastΒ
Jan 8, 2026
Jan 8, 2026
1hr 5 min
Join Vance and his stand-in co-host Saba Jakeman as they dive into the complexities of modern friendships, the absurdities of social media, and the wild world of adult entertainment. With their signature humor, they explore what it really means to be "friends" in the digital age, discuss the intricacies of Saba's new job in the industry, and share hilarious anecdotes about their experiences. Expect a mix of candid conversations and unexpected insights as they tackle everything from the challenges of performing stand-up comedy to the latest pop culture happenings. Get ready for a hilarious ride!
00:00 - Rapid Flames podcast is hosted by Vance Michelle and Saba Jakeman
03:55 - Comedian says his day job is more shameful than being a comic
07:29 - Can you keep it up two hours? Can you not have STDs
07:39 - Liam Neeson should have been in porn, Phil says
11:00 - The Gooners are fun though. They have humor. They're more interesting to talk than other accounts
13:06 - Jerking off before heart attack slowed down my heart rate, man
15:50 - I'm managing the Filipinos and learning English. But at first it's nerve wracking
19:24 - Porn is not consumed as much over there as it is over here
21:25 - Apparently Venezuela got the largest crude oil
24:46 - Donald Trump allegedly kidnapped a Venezuelan man, sparking conspiracy theories
27:36 - Why you think LA is up right now under Schwarzenegger
29:31 - Well, Venezuela president, I'm just gonna say, good luck
32:09 - Vito Blaze Song
38:40 - Professor Cast: What is Cosby doing now? I have no clue
41:09 - Were you a fan of Bill Cosby's stand up
42:19 - What was your favorite thing of 2025? What did you think
44:34 - Your hot take for 2025 is that you've been a lazy
46:33 - Telling people about the host thing too. You know how much stressful it adds to me
50:31 - Stand up as your therapy, you're just stand up for therapy
52:16 - Okay, well, speaking on that turn, let's get to my 2025 predictions
52:47 - So my take for the 2025. What's your favorite thing for 2025
54:49 - Hosting has helped me write new jokes, so that's been fun
58:10 - black people in between takes
59:35 - Dave says people need to calm down over Nicki Minaj controversy
01:02:54 - Rapid Flames podcast is hosted by Vance Michel & Saba Jakeman
Dec 25, 2025
Dec 25, 2025
52 min
With their signature humor, the duo explores a range of topics, from the absurdities of reality TV to the blurred lines of morality in the adult film industry. They tackle the controversial indecent proposal made by Blueface, question the dynamics of modern relationships, and even touch on the legacy of wrestling legends like John Cena and Mick Foley. Expect plenty of laughs, candid conversations, and a dash of chaos as Vance and D. Ninja Base Cat throw flames on everything from pop culture to personal anecdotes.
00:00 - Make sure you look into the video, man. Never look at the screen. Okay? I mean, that's when you see
01:26 - Vance is currently watching the Diddy documentary Fire. Three episodes. It's gut wrenching
04:32 - Cassie got that nasty in her, uh, you know what
07:38 - A place like this where they had so much baby yogurt
09:11 - Bradley says he attended one expensive party where there were human ornaments
12:40 - Man, that joke sucks, man. For me, it makes me feel uncomfortable for anybody
15:21 - I've seen a popular porn star use the N word in her scene
18:42 - Did Sasha Gray say some like that? Sasha Gray? Yeah. I did. I'm pretty sure it was okay
21:44 - We gonna take a commercial break to discuss some more topics
23:33 -Vito Blaze Track
29:02 - Shouts out to Coffee Talk for promoting Atlanta and Jason Love's porn
32:20 - The love don't work in porno, son, right?
34:01 - Blueface threw an indecent proposal because he got a dog
36:42 - John Cena's last match Saturday was touching, some people cried
39:04 - Mankind just quit wrestling, right? No, he didn't quit
43:02 - WWE is always going to be associated with America, no matter president
45:59 - Mick Foley said he's not reconsidering coming back to WWE
50:12 - Rapid Flames podcast features Vance Michel and Daniel Jeremiah
Nov 21, 2025
Nov 21, 2025
50 min
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, introspection, and unfiltered opinions as Vance throws flames on the latest happenings in pop culture and beyond!
00:00 - Six, seven. What does this mean? All means 6, 7. What do you mean
00:43 - People are mad at Big Sean for leaving Jhenae Aiko
03:58 - Jhenae Aiko was married before she met Big Sean
08:35 - Jhenae Aiko reportedly dating rapper Big Sean
13:33 - Big Sean messed up with Janae, but y' all shouldn't be mad
16:57 - Method Man was making pictures at the jets game on November 9
21:43 - Imagine if you grew up watching Pokemon and you go to all Pokemon events
29:06 - Just Blaze has a special out on YouTube called Just Blaze Comedy Special
31:13 - Reports that Trump allegedly sucked Bill Clinton's penis are circulating on the street
36:03 - Canada recently allowed the sale of clone cloned animal meat
41:29 - Don't clone the prices with the clone meat
43:20 - Cardi B receive her fourth child
47:30 - Vance says good sex can either ruin you or boost your focus
Nov 11, 2025
Nov 11, 2025
49 min
00:00 - It's just me, Uce Don't be looking for any other co host
00:59 - Vance: Christian rock seem to dumped whoever she was with once blue face came home
08:22 - Vance says he doesn't like jail for anybody
11:49 - Max B. is coming home this week after 20 years in jail
16:30 - Nelly and Ashanti are reportedly still together
21:11 - You could listen to Big Sean because I'm sure Big Sean is making mad music
27:04 - Once the season started, Clay Thompson stopped performing like he used to
31:17 - Klay Thompson about to be traded, which is crazy
36:06 - Westside Gun gets kicked out of WWE over alleged copyright infringement
41:14 - Akon recently got divorced from his wife after 20 odd years
46:47 - Put everything in your dog's name when you buy a house
Oct 28, 2025
Oct 28, 2025
53 min
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vance Michel, also known as Vito Blaze, takes the mic solo to share his unfiltered thoughts on the intersection of artificial intelligence and creativity. He opens up about his personal journey post-heart attack, reflecting on the challenges of living life to the fullest while managing health concerns. With his signature humor and candidness, Vance discusses the implications of AI in music and film, highlighting the potential threats it poses to authentic artistry.
As he dives into the world of AI-generated content, Vance critiques the mediocrity that seems to be taking over creative industries, questioning what this means for true talent and originality. He also touches on the latest celebrity news, including Kanye West's evolving relationship with his daughter North and Kim Kardashian's controversial new product featuring faux pubic hair. Expect a mix of laughter, deep insights, and a sprinkle of chaos as Vance navigates through the absurdities of life, pop culture, and the ever-looming presence of AI in our daily lives.
00:00 - Vance Michel starts Rapid Feelings podcast
02:58 - Rapid Flames podcast features talk about artificial intelligence
06:30 - Sora is an artificial intelligence that can create music without limits
11:11 - AI could really sneak in for creativity now because mediocrity is accepted
18:25 - Daniel: AI could replace mediocre food reviewers with mediocre mediocrity
21:55 - Why isn't AI helping society on some real positive issues
24:31 - Kim Kardashian recently said Kanye West is a good baby daddy
29:21 - Vito Blaze Track
32:07 - Vito Blaze is the first email rapper out here
37:38 - One thing I can't believe I'm seeing in my life right now is fake hair on panties
42:19 - Kim K. makes skim panties that look like caveman genitalia
44:51 - Bad Bunny says he wants George Strait for the Super Bowl halftime show
48:21 - Nikki has serious beef with Roc Nation
50:06 - Rapid Flames predicts AI will take over the next Super Bowl halftime show
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