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Rapid Flames Podcast is a podcast hosted by Vance Michel. Listen to Vance Michel (Comedian) ramble on about the hot topics of the week, Pro Wrestling and other stuff that interest Vance
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Thursday Dec 25, 2025
Thursday Dec 25, 2025
With their signature humor, the duo explores a range of topics, from the absurdities of reality TV to the blurred lines of morality in the adult film industry. They tackle the controversial indecent proposal made by Blueface, question the dynamics of modern relationships, and even touch on the legacy of wrestling legends like John Cena and Mick Foley. Expect plenty of laughs, candid conversations, and a dash of chaos as Vance and D. Ninja Base Cat throw flames on everything from pop culture to personal anecdotes.
00:00 - Make sure you look into the video, man. Never look at the screen. Okay? I mean, that's when you see
01:26 - Vance is currently watching the Diddy documentary Fire. Three episodes. It's gut wrenching
04:32 - Cassie got that nasty in her, uh, you know what
07:38 - A place like this where they had so much baby yogurt
09:11 - Bradley says he attended one expensive party where there were human ornaments
12:40 - Man, that joke sucks, man. For me, it makes me feel uncomfortable for anybody
15:21 - I've seen a popular porn star use the N word in her scene
18:42 - Did Sasha Gray say some like that? Sasha Gray? Yeah. I did. I'm pretty sure it was okay
21:44 - We gonna take a commercial break to discuss some more topics
23:33 -Vito Blaze Track
29:02 - Shouts out to Coffee Talk for promoting Atlanta and Jason Love's porn
32:20 - The love don't work in porno, son, right?
34:01 - Blueface threw an indecent proposal because he got a dog
36:42 - John Cena's last match Saturday was touching, some people cried
39:04 - Mankind just quit wrestling, right? No, he didn't quit
43:02 - WWE is always going to be associated with America, no matter president
45:59 - Mick Foley said he's not reconsidering coming back to WWE
50:12 - Rapid Flames podcast features Vance Michel and Daniel Jeremiah
Friday Nov 21, 2025
Friday Nov 21, 2025
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, introspection, and unfiltered opinions as Vance throws flames on the latest happenings in pop culture and beyond!
00:00 - Six, seven. What does this mean? All means 6, 7. What do you mean
00:43 - People are mad at Big Sean for leaving Jhenae Aiko
03:58 - Jhenae Aiko was married before she met Big Sean
08:35 - Jhenae Aiko reportedly dating rapper Big Sean
13:33 - Big Sean messed up with Janae, but y' all shouldn't be mad
16:57 - Method Man was making pictures at the jets game on November 9
21:43 - Imagine if you grew up watching Pokemon and you go to all Pokemon events
29:06 - Just Blaze has a special out on YouTube called Just Blaze Comedy Special
31:13 - Reports that Trump allegedly sucked Bill Clinton's penis are circulating on the street
36:03 - Canada recently allowed the sale of clone cloned animal meat
41:29 - Don't clone the prices with the clone meat
43:20 - Cardi B receive her fourth child
47:30 - Vance says good sex can either ruin you or boost your focus
Tuesday Nov 11, 2025
Tuesday Nov 11, 2025
00:00 - It's just me, Uce Don't be looking for any other co host
00:59 - Vance: Christian rock seem to dumped whoever she was with once blue face came home
08:22 - Vance says he doesn't like jail for anybody
11:49 - Max B. is coming home this week after 20 years in jail
16:30 - Nelly and Ashanti are reportedly still together
21:11 - You could listen to Big Sean because I'm sure Big Sean is making mad music
27:04 - Once the season started, Clay Thompson stopped performing like he used to
31:17 - Klay Thompson about to be traded, which is crazy
36:06 - Westside Gun gets kicked out of WWE over alleged copyright infringement
41:14 - Akon recently got divorced from his wife after 20 odd years
46:47 - Put everything in your dog's name when you buy a house
Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vance Michel, also known as Vito Blaze, takes the mic solo to share his unfiltered thoughts on the intersection of artificial intelligence and creativity. He opens up about his personal journey post-heart attack, reflecting on the challenges of living life to the fullest while managing health concerns. With his signature humor and candidness, Vance discusses the implications of AI in music and film, highlighting the potential threats it poses to authentic artistry.
As he dives into the world of AI-generated content, Vance critiques the mediocrity that seems to be taking over creative industries, questioning what this means for true talent and originality. He also touches on the latest celebrity news, including Kanye West's evolving relationship with his daughter North and Kim Kardashian's controversial new product featuring faux pubic hair. Expect a mix of laughter, deep insights, and a sprinkle of chaos as Vance navigates through the absurdities of life, pop culture, and the ever-looming presence of AI in our daily lives.
00:00 - Vance Michel starts Rapid Feelings podcast
02:58 - Rapid Flames podcast features talk about artificial intelligence
06:30 - Sora is an artificial intelligence that can create music without limits
11:11 - AI could really sneak in for creativity now because mediocrity is accepted
18:25 - Daniel: AI could replace mediocre food reviewers with mediocre mediocrity
21:55 - Why isn't AI helping society on some real positive issues
24:31 - Kim Kardashian recently said Kanye West is a good baby daddy
29:21 - Vito Blaze Track
32:07 - Vito Blaze is the first email rapper out here
37:38 - One thing I can't believe I'm seeing in my life right now is fake hair on panties
42:19 - Kim K. makes skim panties that look like caveman genitalia
44:51 - Bad Bunny says he wants George Strait for the Super Bowl halftime show
48:21 - Nikki has serious beef with Roc Nation
50:06 - Rapid Flames predicts AI will take over the next Super Bowl halftime show
Thursday Oct 09, 2025
Thursday Oct 09, 2025
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze takes the reins solo and dives deep into the latest celebrity news and personal anecdotes. Kicking things off with a fiery discussion about Diddy's recent sentencing, Vito breaks down the complexities of jail time and the stark differences between state and federal prisons. He shares his unfiltered thoughts on Diddy's situation, speculating on how long the music mogul might be behind bars and the implications of his actions.
The conversation takes a personal turn as Vito recounts his own recent health scare, detailing the alarming moments leading up to a heart attack and the lessons he's learned about life, kindness, and the importance of support from friends. With humor and raw honesty, he reflects on the value of being nice to others, regardless of the circumstances.
As the episode unfolds, Vito also touches on the ongoing feud between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj, offering his take on their rivalry and the impact it has on their fans. Expect a blend of humor, personal insights, and thought-provoking commentary as Vito navigates through the chaos of celebrity culture and his own life experiences. Get ready for another engaging episode filled with candid moments and plenty of laughs!
00:00 - Vance Michel says I'm about to start the podcast by myself
05:14 - Three years outside of the world is way better than three years inside
10:59 - You asked Donald Trump for a pardon. Who asked for that?
12:20 - President Trump says Puff Daddy asked him for a presidential pardon
17:20 - Last Saturday I had a crazy heart health scare last, uh, Saturday
22:07 - Vance says he suffered a heart attack after smoking too many cigarettes
27:59 - underwent triple bypass surgery after suffering from a heart attack
32:23 - Be kind to that person because you never know
37:42 - It's getting crazy and nasty between Nikki and Cardi B
41:06 - I hope Jay Z is doing the super bowl halftime again
46:06 - Jay Z becomes Beyonce's manager and then becomes owner of Brooklyn Nets
48:15 - Cardi B refused to get on the show with Bad Bunny
53:51 - Jay Z should resign from role of appointing super bowl musicians
Sunday Sep 21, 2025
Sunday Sep 21, 2025
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze and DK Ultra reunite in the studio to share their latest thoughts on life, love, and the absurdities of modern relationships. The duo kicks things off with a candid discussion about mental health and financial stability, navigating the ups and downs of adulthood. Vito shares his thoughts on the hit show "The Summer I Turned Pretty," diving into the complexities of teenage relationships and the rise of 'fuck girl' culture. They also touch on the latest celebrity gossip, including Cardi B's pregnancy announcement and the implications for Offset, all while keeping the conversation light and humorous. Expect a mix of insightful commentary, personal anecdotes, and plenty of laughs as they explore the chaos of life and the entertainment world. Get ready for another episode filled with raw honesty and relatable moments!
00:00 - Had to deal with some financial reasons, mental health reasons
02:09 - Daniel Jeremiah: I'm watching a show called Summer I Turned pretty
05:04 - You stopped being with Conrad because you felt like you heard Jeremiah
07:38 - I saw a picture where I saw Cardi and Nicki hugging
09:05 - Since we talk about Cardi though, she pregnant, fourth kid
13:11 - Stephan Diggs says Cardi B is a real hustler
15:07 - I'm looking for stable guy. I'm just looking for a STABLE guy
16:40 - People also want to talk about Dame
17:10 - Charlemagne and Dame Dash have been going back and forth lately on Breakfast Club
22:34 - Ab allegedly coked up prior the podcast
25:51 - Adrian should have taken that Def Jam deal?!
30:44 - Vance Michel hosts the world's smallest comedy night in downtown Montreal
36:53 - Some of the media is getting controlled......
41:30 - McCain's masala fries are the best
45:13 - Why do Black Americans not like Caribbeans or Africans
48:55 - A lot of Kendrick fan base is white.
52:47 - Charlie Kirk's wife is on a mission
56:12 - Ben and Jerry. They sold out, man. So what y'think y'all sold out
59:31 - Outro
Tuesday Sep 09, 2025
Tuesday Sep 09, 2025
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze takes the mic solo and dives into the wild world of celebrity antics and life lessons. He kicks off with a fiery rant about Cardi B's recent encounter with a disrespectful fan, questioning the audacity of some people when it comes to personal boundaries. Vito reflects on the challenges of adulthood, the importance of emotional maturity, and the struggles men face in handling their emotions without resorting to aggression. He also touches on the bizarre phenomenon of "sex for rent" listings, shedding light on the darker side of housing struggles and societal expectations. Expect a mix of humor, raw honesty, and relatable insights as Vito navigates through the chaos of modern life, celebrity culture, and the pursuit of self-improvement. Get ready for an episode packed with laughter, reflections, and a sprinkle of wisdom!
00:00 - "If Cardi threw a pen at me........"
01:17 - M says he's ready in process after surgery on his hip
09:04 - Man confronted Cardi about rumors about her pregnancy
11:38 - Floyd Mayweather vs. Mike Tyson announced for exhibition fight
18:33 - Black people coming to America 2 was trash. Nobody watched that again
25:52 - You can hurt someone with the things you say on Facebook
30:42 - The City by Frey featuring Vito Blaze
36:45 - JUST BLAZE Vance Michel comedy special is available on Youtube
37:51 - Sex for rent listings are popping up on Craigslist and other sites
46:04 - Vance says Trick Daddy bought cheap Jordans
50:27 - Vance Michel talks about holding on to sentimental items
Monday Aug 25, 2025
Monday Aug 25, 2025
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze and DK Ultra embark on a wild ride through their personal escapades and the chaotic world of celebrity culture. From their hilarious takes on the aftermath of Caribana to Vito's adventurous encounters with party substances, the duo dives deep into the absurdity of modern life. They tackle topics ranging from the complexities of relationships, the pitfalls of chasing pleasure, and the bizarre antics of pop culture figures like Lil Tay and her controversial views on 9-to-5 jobs. Expect a blend of laughter, candid reflections, and an exploration of what it truly means to live in the moment. Buckle up as they navigate through the highs and lows of life, love, and the relentless pursuit of happiness!
00:00 - It's time for rapid flames. The news. Start the podcast. Okay, time to start. Rapid style rester
03:09 - Clay: Life isn't about looking for pleasure all your life
07:56 - Clay making a big deal about eating spaghetti and catfish
11:36 - Some dudes did everybody in the family, the sisters
13:22 - Tiger and Black Chinayn got a kid with Rob
17:11 - You thought Trey and the other nigga from Baby Boy were same
20:42 - I remember I was reading an app that showed me how much I jerk off
22:26 - Omar Gooding Jr. talks about running towards pleasures in new song
26:14 - Cameron allegedly put three diss tracks against Omar Gunn Jr
30:44 - Back to back play that's an instant replay we stay in the game
37:55 - The thing is, yo, basically what happened to the wi fi what the happened
39:45 - Tamar Braxton reveals she was in a severe accident that she can't recall
43:27 - Halle Barrry reportedly left alive after being stabbed by unknown assailant
47:49 - David: Should Holly Berry pursue more nurturing and motherly status right now
51:31 - Ben and Jen broke it off, so I think AV Went back back in the cut
51:54 - David justice says Halle Berry should have been cooking and cleaning
54:44 - Dog: They just married too early, dog. They got divorced. No, I think they got. They re both right, though, right
58:01 - You need a coach. Some girls need to be coached. I think Lil Tay guy, uh, not only l. T
Sunday Aug 17, 2025
Sunday Aug 17, 2025
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze and DK Ultra take a hilarious and chaotic dive into the world of superhero movies, focusing on the latest Fantastic Four flick. With Vito's signature humor, the duo discusses everything from the film's slow start to its engaging plot twists, while also marveling at the unexpected appearance of a more curvaceous Silver Surfer. The conversation takes a wild turn as they explore the implications of OnlyFans success stories like Bad Baby and Lil Tay, pondering the societal impact of young influencers and the blurred lines of fame. Expect a mix of outrageous commentary, outrageous theories, and a candid look at the absurdities of modern celebrity culture and relationships. Buckle up as they navigate the chaos of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and a sprinkle of wisdom about kindness in a self-absorbed world!
00:00 - Vito Blaz is always on the couch, never on the phone
00:29 - What did you liked about the Fantastic Four? Hey, man, I like the whole aesthetics
02:47 - Christian: Fantastic Four movie was good. It started off a little slow but then picked up
06:53 - I think Galactus was a bit small in hindsight, man
11:34 - Nick Minnow: You guys can invest in anything freaky these days
15:57 - Nicki Minaj having beef with NFL player is wild to me
20:20 - Lil Wayne had beef for Offset
22:24 - Kendrick says Drake could go indie with album with no features
26:09 - Kendric gives Clips album three out of five stars
29:21 - Vance Michelle writes about rejection on his YouTube channel
33:10 - Bad Barbie allegedly hit 1 million on her only fans
36:34 - Only fans pipeline to a regular job is a great way to get a job
38:53 - Milly says she thinks Hannah Montana popped off record because of fans
43:23 - You gotta spot on our generation of. It started early, but it was different
47:01 - Offset says he's done with marriage and focusing on music and fatherhood
51:34 - The importance of Christian values, even if you're not at church
54:23 - Pastors from Brooklyn indicted for fraud and extortion in Bronx
58:49 - Vito shares his favorite AOL dial up memory
Monday Aug 04, 2025
Monday Aug 04, 2025
In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze and DK Ultra dive into the hilariously chaotic world of dating, exploring the absurdities of finding love in unconventional places like libraries and churches. They tackle the complexities of modern relationships, touching on the expectations placed on women and the societal pressures that come with them. The conversation shifts as they discuss Shannon Sharpe's recent firing from ESPN, the fallout from a scandal involving a hefty settlement, and the implications for his career. Expect a blend of humor, candid insights, and a no-holds-barred discussion about celebrity culture, personal purpose, and the absurdities of life. Buckle up for a wild ride through the highs and lows of love, fame, and everything in between!